Gmail for laughs
Saturday, August 28th, 2004 @ 2:58 pm | Fun
I’ve got some spare Gmail invites to hand out. If you want one, add a joke as a comment to this post. Those who post the best jokes will get an invite!
Make sure you email me your email address if you don’t have a user account, otherwise I won’t be able to invite you.
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email me at pippypower1@hotmail.com
thanks very much for the oportunity!
A rabiii, a priest and, a penguin walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says
"What is this, some sort of a joke?"
the bar joke from russ9@excite.com
There was a blonde, a brunette,
and a red-head. They were all builders and were working on a sky-scraper.
They always ate lunch on the top of the building - the brunette always had a
ham sandwich for her lunch, the red-head always had a cheese sandwich, and the
blonde always had a turkey sandwich. One day they all got sick of always having
the same thing to eat everyday, so they made a deal - They all said that if they
brought the same sandwich they usually bring, they would have to jump off of
the top of the building.
The next day, the blonde
was found dead on the ground by the building. The husbands of the three builders
were there and started to talk. The red-head’s husband said to the other
two men, "I packed my wife a peanut-butter and jam sandwich so she wouldn’t
jump off."
The husband of the brunette said to the other two men, "I packed my wife
a turkey sandwich so she wouldnt jump off." They both looked at the husband of the blonde, who said "Don’t look at me, my wife packs her own lunch!"
- matt.sims@aston.tv
A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
zirdum@msn.com